worst things about my roommate
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she is much cooler than me. (first and foremost)
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shes really hot and guys like her, but not me...why?
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she conserves energy, and I hate the environment, in fact I hate the world.
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she takes really long showers... and all I can do is think of how she is being hygenic, which sucks for people like us who have terrible body odor. Its not fair, I smell and it is ruining my love life.
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she only communicates with me through notes that she leaves on my door.
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she smells... (okay maybe not, but whatevs)
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she took a note off my door that she wrote back when we were friends that said i love you because she doesnt love me anymore.
Comments
i laughed outloud multiple times while reading this list.
i totally forgot to mention the fact that you quoted "stephanie judith tanner" and how much that disgusted me. i mean, why the fuck do you know that fictional characters middle name?
She's also convinced the Holocaust happened...how ignorant...
i'm laughing and shaking my head at the same time.
these comments are hilarious. thanx for being interested in my list.
what the fuck. how did these things get changed to things that make her look cool? i dont get it. did i actually do that and not realize it?
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