the girls (or female celebrities i'm allowed to sleep with while in a commited monogynous relationship and not have it count as cheating) in no particular order

remember that episode of friends where they had the list. Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad. Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities. well, even if you don't actually remember watching it, the idea of the list is kind of a pop culture phenomena now. so here's my list as of now, at least. some come and go. some are always solid. in alphabetical order. http://theresistancearmy.com/blog/2005/09/14/the-list-girls/

Listed by veganstraightedge on May 25, 2006

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i dont give a fuck about jessica alba.

posted by worstdukeever on May 30, 2006

i think you should have to narrow it down to five, mister.

posted by emilyvoss on June 01, 2006

hannah! that is such a crazy comment, what the f? i do agree with emily, however. i mean, if you're gonna have a list, you've gotta have some restraint.

posted by elisfanclub on June 03, 2006

right, like have 10 celebs on my list increases my chances by an order of magnitude, thus skewing the whole premise of the sacred list. you need some restraint, meester.

posted by veganstraightedge on June 03, 2006

Kari from Mythbusters is my number 1. Not sure if the old lady friend would let me "do the ultimate"*












*(have sex)

posted by pat on June 05, 2006

i dont know any of these so called girls, well i guess i do know who jessica alba is and scar jo and ms tautou ok so i do know who they are.

posted by brooke on June 06, 2006

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