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What Will Steve Say Next?

I just started working on a remote island in Alaska. It's small, about an hour by boat from town. besides a few overnight guests there are only about 15 of us out there. No roads, just us and a few animals. Steve is this crazy kook that works with us. At first he was sorta annoying, nice enough, but annoying. Then I thought if I made a list of one CRAZY thing he said a day, it might just be hilarious. So keep checking back, this might just last all summer.

1. May 25- We just met, but Steve has told me the same story, about some hat he bought at a thrift store, 4 times.
2. May 26- Steve told me a 45 min long story about condiments at Yellowstone, where he worked last summer. I tried to walk away, but he kept talking until after I was out the door, and the door had closed.
3. May 27- I mostly realized how many guttural noises and burps and farts he lets out. Oh, there's also the talking to himself. Side note, he used one of the girl's towels after his shower (after I gave him his very own clean towel) she was PISSED.
4. May 28- I was telling a co-worker about stars and auroras during August in Antarctica, Steve told me next time I should just take 3 hits of acid, then I wouldn't have to travel so far.
5. May 29- "Remember, never eat the pink jelly, I wonder what it tastes like." Talking about the neon, hot-pink ethanol chafing fuel we use to keep food warmed.
6. May 30- Steve talked to me about fate. He was wearing red short shorts with a bright, tye dye, rainbow thermal and tevas.
7. May 31- I left for the island today and Steve didn't, so I didn't get a chance to talk to him, but I did see him in his calf length flannel night GOWN!
8. June 1- Steve was singing "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" in his room, alone, at the top of his lungs.
9. June 2- Steve was standing on the beach looking at a piece of driftwood, shrugging and laughing out loud.