Ways I know it's almost winter in Colorado
Winter is upon us here in Denver and there are a few ways, even if I didn't have a calender, I would still know that it is almost here.
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The only thing people really talk about is getting a season pass
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I can smell 6 months of dust coming out of my heater vent
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Sniagrab
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I wear 4 shirts everyday, instead of my usual 3
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I have to think really hard about where I stowed my roof rack over the summer
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I can no longer hit my snooze button for the 3rd time because I have to scrape my windshield
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I can finally take my emergency bikini out of my glove compartment
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All my hats have balls
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All your hats have balls... welcome, rubes, it's nice to see you here.
Dust out of the heating vent....classic.
Is Carroccia really your last name? huh.
Yeah Taters that really really is my last name. I'm Italian enough to join the mob.
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