Best Chuck Norris list
- Chuck norris doesnt tea bag ladies, He potato sacs them
- When chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet, The water gets Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris doesnt have hair on his balls, because hair doesnt grow on steel
- jesus has a braclet that says WWCND
- Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Listed by pakman2 on May 30, 2006
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
When Chuck Norris wants to get drunk he mixes 2kg of pure Heroine with 4L of straight Whiskey. The actual drink has little to no effect on him but he acts drunk to seem cooler to his friends.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
sorry...one more...
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third person he had slept with.
B Twinkle!! what is this crazy comment frenzy? i had no idea you were such a Chuck Norris fan, or i guess more a fan of that whole thing. whatever. 4 comments in a row?
Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK+.
It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks and figher jets.
haha good one shane.
Chuck Norris is the only man to never use an eraser.
Chuck Norris uses Rattlesnakes for condoms.
Chuck Norris' laugh sounds like that of a small child. You wouldn't know this because he never laughs.
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