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things people say in public places

that make me laugh

• "did anyone else say anything about my christmas cards? I sent all my crane stationery this year because I didn't want any of those bitches talking smack about my cheap christmas cards" (male on cellular at laguardia, dec. 2007)
• "I hope they have pistachio ice cream, because if they don't we're fucked" (male leaving lollapalooza, 2006)
• "people just assume that since I'm a librarian, I like to read -- I don't" (female at tip top tavern, summer 2007)