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meredith is such a freak

don't get me wrong. i love her very much (don't we all?), but sometimes she is just too much for me, and these are the reasons why. maybe it's the things that we DON'T have in common that keep us together. please feel free to fill in the gaps with your comments.

• when she pets an animal, she clenches her teeth so hard that it hurts
• she pees about 10 items a day, and each time its urgent, but its only like a tablespoon each time
• she has a weird, crooked, witch finger because she stabbed herself while trying to open a package of fake bacon
• she cant sleep without a fan blasting at full power right next to her face
• when her back hurts, she punches it. sometimes, she punches it so hard that she gets calluses on her knuckles
• she goes from being freezing to sweating and back again at least a couple times a day for no reason at all. and, when she is cold, she blasts heat (which makes her sweaty). when shes hot, she blasts cold (which makes her freezing). go figure.
• she eats at least 2 bowls of cereal EVERY DAY, and if there isnt any cereal or milk in the house, she will go to the store at 3am just to make sure that she has some in the morning
• sometimes she gets "really hungry" and is like totally gonna "pass out," but a single cracker will fill her up and make everything ok. but seriously, one time she was so hungry, inbetween eating breakfast and a late lunch, that she threw up.
• she does just about everything at light speed: brushing her teeth, doing the dishes, getting ready for work. its no surprise that shes constantly dropping things and cutting herself.
• her memory is about the equivalent to an alzheimers patient, and you have to remind her of own memories.
• she wont let you flatten her hair, EVER! and it "NEVER looks good or cute" so dont even bother mentioning it.
• she absolutely hates repetative noises, so much so that if I click a pen even twice in a row she will tell me to stop: click, click, STOP!
• if she had her druthers, a movie would constantly be playing in the background. always.
• it has been 3 weeks since launch and she still hasnt made a list here yet. what a jerk!
• she is obsessed with celebrity culture and actually buys those stupid magazines.
• she always clicks her teeth together really hard at the end of sentences. its sort of like a period.
• sometimes when shes anxious or nervous, she pushes her nose down really hard and smells her upper lip.
• when ever we are walking anywhere together, she shouts out how many steps i need to move forward or backward in order to be inline with her: "MINUS 5!" or "PLUS 1!".