reasons to worship satan
this list is being posted on 06.06.06 in celebration of the dark lord our savior, Satan. may you rest at the right hand of god again someday.
- he is the dark lord
- he gives me what i need
- he is the anti-christ
- he lives in hell and hell is cool
- he walks among men... still
- hes been victim to one of the worst smear campaigns of the last 2000 years and still isnt THAT pissed about it
- hes gentle at heart
Listed by elisfanclub on June 06, 2006
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Comments
You forgot:
-because he never wears any clothes.
-because he has a goatee.
Well, at least you can make a deal with the devil. God seemingly doesn't "do" negotiation. I mean really. Of all the nerve.
great points, rosa! i'll leave them here in the comments so people know that you came up with them.
I'm writing a short story where Lucifer is the misunderstood, tragic hero. I'll let y'all know when it's done.
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