Things we could all do to make life a little better for everyone else... and maybe stay alive, too
Because I'm a bitch with a lot of pet peeves, I guess.
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Share the sidewalk - don't walk 5-people wide
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Wait until the people get off the elevator before trying to get on
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Try keeping time to your iPod with your hands rather than singing out loud
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WHEN EATING, CHEW WITH YOUR FREAKING MOUTH CLOSED
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The closed-mouth policy applies equally to GUM
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When driving, use your frigging turn signals
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When biking at night, wear reflectors
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When walking, look before you cross
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When conducting a train, don't text
Comments
This is amazing, Cedar. Really. I was LOLing all over the place.
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